March 25: Lark Voorhies Appreciation Day
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Praise be the Queen - may her womb always be bountiful[/caption]
America's greatest living treasure, Lark Voorhies, turns 39 years old today. With the strength to tolerate the advances of Samuel Powers and a keen sense of fashion, Lark Voorhies exemplifies the strength of our nation's past and the modern thinking that will help propel us into the future.
Viva Voorhies, Cabron!